Early Dismissal‏

[tyler]

Matt sent this to me and im still laughing at it just thought id share lol


It is near the
Christmas break of the school year. The students
have
turned in
all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All
the
children
are restless and the teacher decides to have an
early
dismissal.

Teacher:
"Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and
correctly can leave early
today."

Little
Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here.
I'm smart and will answer the
question."

Teacher:
"Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years
Ago'?"

Before
Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham
Lincoln."

Teacher:
"That's right Susie, you can go
home."

Johnny
is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher:
"Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before
Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin
Luther King."
Teacher:
"That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny
is even madder than
before.

Teacher:
"Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for
you'?"

Before
Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.
Kennedy."

Teacher:
"That's right Nancy, you may also
leave."

Johnny
is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of
the
questions.

When the
teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these
******* would keep their mouths
shut!"

The
teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID
THAT?"

Johnny:
"TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

 

[JonS]

lollerskatez

 

[bomber315]

hahaha thats good! im totally using that tonight at the bar

 

[yamarider]

That's great!